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đSK8/#NIGHTMAREARMY/@suncultofficial/đ´đˇLeica M10-P/M10Monochrom/M6/Leica Q/Author-Dark Days (DaCapo)/ @gimmeradio dj. My PHOTOS here, NOT my bandlanguages
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Sep 28 2020 GMT18:10
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Today I went @fountainbookstore to sign copies of my book, Dark Days, for people who ordered it. Iâm posting about this (as I always do) to let people know that they can avoid the hideously over-priced EBay Vampires ($60 to $85 to even almost $300) & get a signed, even personalized copy of my book (hardback or softcover) at a REGULAR PRICE. Also, you will be supporting a locally-owned, independent business. I SUPPORT INDEPENDENT BUSINESSES!!! Today, I myself bought a book about surfing (as I almost always do when I go to @fountainbookstore.) Now, to answer a few questions that always get asked when I do this:
A) âWill @fountainbookstore ship to Canada/Italy/Cambodia/any-other-country-that-is-not-the-USA?â Yes. They will ship ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.
B) âWhen will you go to Fountain next to sign books?â Normally I go down there to sign every 3 months or so. Fountain contacts me when they have a bunch of orders together & I go sign. PATIENCE, grasshopper!
C) âI already own your book- can I send it to the bookstore for you to sign & send back to me?â No. This is a bookSTORE, not Randyâs P.O. Box. They need to SELL BOOKS to stay alive. If you already have my book & we ever meet, I will be MORE THAN HAPPY to sign it to you, absolutely FREE of charge! And no, you canât send it to me- I am untrustworthy & lazy & always busy doing a zillion things already. I will most likely lose your book or sell it to fund a surf trip.
D) âWill you make it out to: Two-Tone Rick the Shocker & his amazing dog, Bartholomew?â Yes. I will personalize it to anyone, no matter HOW WEIRD your name is. Yes, I will say âHappy Anniversary, Clarissaâ or whatever. No, I will not write âI love youâ on it- DONâT BE CREEPY. No, I will not write out all the lyrics to (insert @lambofgod song here.) Also, sorry- I just canât send nude self-portraits with each order anymore. The demand was WAAAAAAY too high, & the government was trying to hit me with unlicensed pornography distribution charges.
E) âHow do I order your book?â Go to WWW.FOUNTAINBOOKSTORE.COM, look around, search for âDark Daysâ & it will pop up! @fountainbookstore analysis
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Sep 22 2020 GMT21:49
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As everyone knows, no bands are touring right now- my band @lambofgod has scheduled two streaming shows, & luckily we have been able to pay some of our road crew to work these two gigs. However, the fact is that smaller bands who donât have the draw that we do canât afford to do these kind of things- there are many, many unemployed road crew members out there struggling to get by. There is no tour or show without the road crew- they work twice as hard as any band member for none of the glory (this is why MotoĚrhead wrote âThe Road Crewâ in honor of these men & women who keep the show happening.) That is why @forthenomads was started during this crazy time, to help crew peeps get through this bullshit until we can all get back on the road again. To try & help these hardworking people, I have donated a print for auction of @garyholt onstage playing the final ever U.K. @slayerbandofficial show, last year at @downloadfest 2019 (swipe left to see the photo.) I have NEVER before sold prints of ANY of my music photography, but with Mr. Holtâs full blessing, I am adding this extremely limited edition 12x18 inkjet print on 290gsm HahnemuĚhle bamboo fine-art paper, printed by my exclusive printer, the fine folks at @digitalsilverimaging in Boston. The print is signed & numbered of 3 ( & will go to Gary & me), & the auction for my print ends on Oct 2 at 10pm, EST. Starting bid is $250- the link to bid is IN MY BIO, or go to WWW.FORTHENOMADS.ORG for more information & other items being auctioned. Thank you for the support, & shout-out to all the crew members out there- yâall have my utmost respect. Cheers- D. Randall Blythe analysis
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Sep 11 2020 GMT15:30
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Still standing, still the greatest city on earth. NYC, I â¤ď¸ you. #đ´đˇ analysis
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Sep 23 2020 GMT23:32
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Music by: Tulsa Drone (@ene_dub) analysis
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Oct 12 2020 GMT18:07
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âOne Day in D.C.â 10.10.2020 I had business in MD & decided to stop in D.C. on the way home. In 6 hours, I walked 12.6 miles & shot 835 frames using a Leica M10-P w/Summilux f/1.4 50mm & Super-Elmar f/3.8 18mm lenses. Hereâs a few of those shots- Iâm gonna do a photo zine of this one crazy day. âMurica, yâall... 1- SUPER-angry pro-Trump anti-Chinese Chinese man outside White House screaming in Mandarin about Trump 2- SUPER-flamboyant foreign gay dude from I donât know where viciously taunting angry anti-Chinese Chinese man with megaphone. 3- Hilarity ensues (then angry pro-Trump anti-Chinese Chinese man turns on me for shooting photos while laughing uncontrollably- I duck to avoid getting smashed with metal pole.) 4- SUPER-weird âBLACKNATIVETRUMPâ shows up. Black Lives Matter folks yell at him to âtake that shit off your head!â âBLACKNATIVETRUMPâ ignores them & babbles nonsense to nearby tree. 5- MAGA man, whom I have seen RUNNING AT FULL SPEED all over D.C. shows up, starts screaming, & busts a move for me. 6- DC cop notices Leica, lusts over my camera, I shoot his portrait- other cops bust his chops for drooling over Leica (hey, I get it bro) 7- âJews for Jesusâ rehearse for their procession/dance performance for Jesus, ask me if I want them to hold a pose, ironically pose looks like flying Hitler salute. 8- Nutty religious anti-masker tells me I am a âslave of Pharaohâ for wearing mask (which is the MARK OF THE BEAST), tries to hand me pamphlet, I refuse, then smiles for a portrait while calling me Pharaohâs slave again. 9. Latino pro-Trumper from BLEXIT group calls this couple âpunksâ after they say they donât believe in Jesus & wonât vote for Trump, then calls me a punk & screams & cusses me out over Trump/Jesus/abortion/COVID, even though I DIDNâT SAY A SINGLE WORD. 10. EPICALLY wasted man from BLEXIT rally lost deep in alcoholic/patriotic euphoria leans against bike rack, triumphantly holding White Clawâ˘ď¸ aloft while CRANKING Lee Greenwoodâs âGod Bless the U.S.A.â (you know, the âProud to be an Americanâ song) over and over through mega-phone. I hope he made it home ok... I have so much more. analysis
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Sep 28 2020 GMT18:10
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Today I went @fountainbookstore to sign copies of my book, Dark Days, for people who ordered it. Iâm posting about this (as I always do) to let people know that they can avoid the hideously over-priced EBay Vampires ($60 to $85 to even almost $300) & get a signed, even personalized copy of my book (hardback or softcover) at a REGULAR PRICE. Also, you will be supporting a locally-owned, independent business. I SUPPORT INDEPENDENT BUSINESSES!!! Today, I myself bought a book about surfing (as I almost always do when I go to @fountainbookstore.) Now, to answer a few questions that always get asked when I do this:
A) âWill @fountainbookstore ship to Canada/Italy/Cambodia/any-other-country-that-is-not-the-USA?â Yes. They will ship ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.
B) âWhen will you go to Fountain next to sign books?â Normally I go down there to sign every 3 months or so. Fountain contacts me when they have a bunch of orders together & I go sign. PATIENCE, grasshopper!
C) âI already own your book- can I send it to the bookstore for you to sign & send back to me?â No. This is a bookSTORE, not Randyâs P.O. Box. They need to SELL BOOKS to stay alive. If you already have my book & we ever meet, I will be MORE THAN HAPPY to sign it to you, absolutely FREE of charge! And no, you canât send it to me- I am untrustworthy & lazy & always busy doing a zillion things already. I will most likely lose your book or sell it to fund a surf trip.
D) âWill you make it out to: Two-Tone Rick the Shocker & his amazing dog, Bartholomew?â Yes. I will personalize it to anyone, no matter HOW WEIRD your name is. Yes, I will say âHappy Anniversary, Clarissaâ or whatever. No, I will not write âI love youâ on it- DONâT BE CREEPY. No, I will not write out all the lyrics to (insert @lambofgod song here.) Also, sorry- I just canât send nude self-portraits with each order anymore. The demand was WAAAAAAY too high, & the government was trying to hit me with unlicensed pornography distribution charges.
E) âHow do I order your book?â Go to WWW.FOUNTAINBOOKSTORE.COM, look around, search for âDark Daysâ & it will pop up! @fountainbookstore analysis
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