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Jan 01 1970 GMT00:33
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WE WERE HERE FOR U ON EVERY FIRST DATE. WE MADE U LOOK GOOD. WE WERE HERE FOR U WHEN UR PARENTS CAME 2 TOWN AND WANTED 2 MAKE SURE U WERE OK SO U TOOK THEM OUT FOR AN UPSLAP MEAL. WE WERE HERE FOR U WHEN U JUST COULD NOT, AND WE COMFORTED U WITH NOODLES, AND HEARTY BACKPATS AND A WARM FERNET.
ATM WE NEED U TO BE HERE FOR US.
Jan 01 1970 GMT00:33
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WOW THIS FALL WEATHER IS UNCAREACTERABLY WARM BUT ITS ALSO QUITE PLEASANT. PUSHIN OUT SOME LIGHTER SPECS BEFOR ITS TRULY SZN!!!! STONE GROUND RANCH FLAVOURED CORN NUTS TORTILLA W/ JUST A LIMITED AMOUNT OF GLACIER FREEZE GATORADE, CEVICHE OF SMOKED MUSSELS! FRZN PEAS, BRUNOISE OF PINEAPPLE NERDS AND THEN SOME OF THE NICER BITS OF LETTUCE I PICKED OUT OF MY MESCLUN MIX AND ALSO SOME TANGERINE FUN DIP POWDR!!!! TGIFRIDAYS MOZZARELLA STICK EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!! TY TO MY BROS @samura_knives FOR HOOKING ME AND JOSE UP WITH SOME NEW GEAR!!!!! RLLY ABLE TO GET SOME TITE CUTS WITH THAT DAMASKUS STEEL!!!!!
Jan 01 1970 GMT00:33
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FEELIN A REEL LOSS OF PRODUCTIVITEE 2DAY BROS!!!! I LEFT JOSE ALONE FOR 7 MINUTES TO PUT AWAY THE DRY GOODS ORDER WHEN SYSCO CAME IN, AND WHEN I REETURNED HE’D TOTALLY NEGLECTED TO REMOVE THE SCOOPS BEFORE FILLIN EVERYTHING UP!!!! ARGHHHH NOW ALL 46 OF OUR SCOOPS ARE BURIED IN THE BOTTOM OF OUR INDUSTRIAL SIZED CAMBROOOOOSSSS!
DESSERT SPEC STILL ON PT 2NITE THO AS IT WAS INFLUENCED BY MY CONFLICTED MOODFEELINGS AND ALSO BY NATURE!
CHUNKS OF LITTLE DEBBIE HONEY BUNZ, LEMON HEADS, A SINGLE NOT OF ORANGE CREAM TWIZZLER, FRUITY HOOPS DUST, CALENDULA AND CAMMOMOMILE (THEY R CALMING!!!), LEMONHEADS, GOBSTOPPERS AND VANILLA SNACK PACK IN THE STYLE OF FUNFETTI!!!
Jan 01 1970 GMT00:33
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OH GOD ITS THE LONG WEEKEND AND WE R RUNNIN AROUND TRYIN TO SOURCE A VERY SPECIFIC TYPE OF PASTA EXTRUDER BC JOSE THOT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO TRY N RUN A BUNCH OF MCGRIDDLES SANDWICHES THRU THE MACHINE AND UNFORTUNATELY OUR IMPERIA COULD NOT HANDLE THAT DESPITE THE FACT THAT IT WAS, OBJECTIVELY A PRETTY GOOD CONCEPT FOR A WHIMSICAL BRUNCH SPEC!!!!!!
SOOOOOO I AM DOWN A MACHINE BUT WE R STILL GOING TO RUN THIS TIGHT HANDROLLED GNOCCHI MADE FROM MCCAINS SMILES, WITH KEWPIE MAYO, TERIAKI TURKY JERKY, DAVIDS JASMIN TEA, HICKORY STICK SOIL AND THEN ALSO SOME TINY LEAFS!!!! THIS DISH IS EARTHY AND THOUGHTFUL BUT ALSO U KNO WUT IT IS JUST RLLY PRETTY TO LOOK AT AND THAT COUNTS FOR A LOT!!!!
Jan 01 1970 GMT00:33
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BEEN WERKIN XTRA HARD ON OUR NEW SPRING MENU BROS!!!! RLLY TRYIN TO INCORPORATE ALL THE NEW TRENDS, MOSTLY IN THE SAME DISH + CRANK OUT ALL OUR CONCEPTUALIZATIONS BEFORE HEIRLOOM CELERY SZN HITS AND OUR ROOFTOP GARDEN COMES IN 2 MAX BLOSSUM PHAZE!!!! THIS IS SUMTHIN WE'VE BEEN TINKERANG W/ NATURE VALLEY PEANUT BUTTER GRANOLA CUPS, INSTANT CHOCOLATE PUDDIN COULIS, TARTAR OF BONBONS, ADORABLE HIBISCUS MERINGUES, 1% CHOCOLATE MILK FLUID GEL, MILK CHOCOLATE ASH CHAR, TINY LEAFS FROM THE JANSAL VALLEY AND OF COURSE, ROSE WATER SENTIMENTS!!!!!! YASSSSS!!!!! é
Jan 01 1970 GMT00:33
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YIIIIKES BROS JUST GOT SUM FRESH INK DRILLD AND A BRAND NEW PRIMAL PORK CUTS TATTOO OVER MOST OF MY ARM AND A GOOD 38% OF MY RIGHT HAND. IM HAVIN TO TWEEZE ALL LEFTY AND ALSO I PUT COCONUT OIL JUST ABOUT EVERYWHERE BECUZ ITS SUPPOSED TO HELP U HEEL BUT IT FELT SO GOOD WHEN I RUBBED IT IN I JUST KEPT GOIN. I CANT HOLD ON2 ANYTHING XCEPT MY SOIGNÉ CRED!!! FT SPEC 2NITE IS INSPIRED BY THE MANY FEELINS OF DAIRY!!! SMOKING GUN SMOKED VIENNA SAUSAGES PILLOWED IN EZ CHEEZUS, HAND TIED STRING CHEEZE KNOTS, GREEN GOLDFISH TYPE DEALS, LATE HARVEST ZESTY CHEESE DORITOS AND MICRO GRATED CHEESEY POUFFZ!!!! TINY VEGETABLES FROM SAN DIEGO!!!!! COCO SCENTD FISTBUMPS TO ALL MY BROS WHO STOPPED BY THIS W\E!!!!! é
Jan 01 1970 GMT00:33
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FRIDAY NITE BROS!!!! U KNOW WUT THAT MEANS!!!! HALF PRICES GOLDSCHLAGER AND TAB COCKTAILS AND THE AC, THE BTO AND THE OMG FACTOR WILL ALL BE NEXXXXXT LEVEL!!!!! YASSSS!!!! 2NITES SPEC IS A BRO-MAGE TO JOSE'S FAVORITE SUMMER FOOD!!!! CRINKLE CUT OSCAR MAYER WEINERS, RIPPED UP BUN CHUNKS, CELERY SALT, 2 CHILI THREADS, TINY ONIONS CUT LENGTHWISE AND THEN YELLO FOODS 2 WAYS!!!! YASSSSSS!!!! é
Jan 01 1970 GMT00:33
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IF U LOVE ALTRUISM AND FRUITOPIA U BETTER COME HANG OUT W/ ME AN JOSE 2NITE!!!! WE R BRINGIN BACK OUR @RED SPEC FT. RIPPED UP BITS OF RED VELVET CUPCAKE, STRAWBERRY MILK SPHERES, FRUITY PEPPLE SOIL, FRUIT BY THE FOOT SCRUNCHIES, MARASHEENO CHERRYS AND SOME OTHER STUFF!!! HEAD OVER TO RED.ORG 2 SEE HOW U CAN GET INVOLVED AND WHERE ULL FIND US NEXT!!!! YAAASSSS!!!! é
Jan 01 1970 GMT00:33
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LEFT JOSE TO MAKE CRABCAKES 2DAY AND THINGS DID NOT GO WELL BROS!!! I CAME BACK FROM THE BIG Y TO FIND HIM FROSTIN A TRIPLE LAYER, GENOISE + CHANTILLY FILLED "CRAB CAKE"!!!! THERE WERE BACHELOR BUTTONS AND CHIVE FLOWERS EVERYWHERE AND I STILL DONT KNOW WHY HE HAD TO USE ALL MY EDIBLE GLITTER!!!! WE MANAGED TO SAVE SOME MISE, AND WHILE HES STILL MAD AT ME FOR REJECTIN HIS CONCEPT (AND CALLIN HIM AMELIA BEDELIA) WE R RUNNIN THIS SPEC WHICH IS A VACHON BILLOT LOG OVER BOYSON BERRY YOGURT W/ SLAPS OF ORANGE SNACKPACK, LIKORISH TWO WAYS, COOLWHIP PARAPHEPHENALIA, BANANA NERDS AND THEN SOME CRUSHED UP CHOLATE TEDDY GRAHAMS!!!!! é
Jan 01 1970 GMT00:33
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YASSSSS PATIO SZN MEANS WE R RLLY GETTIN FOCUSSED GUYS ON FOODS U COOK OVER 🔥🔥🔥. IT TAKES A LOT OF TIME AND THEN JUST PERSPICACITY TO DO IT WELL, BUT RN OUR SPEC IS STRATE FUEGO SO U SHOULD GET DOWN HERE BEFORE WE RUN OUT AND/OR WE HAVE TOO MANY GREEN APPLE SMIRNOFF ICES AND CAN NO LONGER EXECUTE AT A HIGH LEVEL!!!! THIS IS A PREMOULDED RIBLET SANDWICH WE GOT FRZN AT THE GAS STATION, COVERED IN HAND TORN CHUNKS OF CHEDDAR BABYBELL, @lynda_p's COCKTAIL ONIONS, FANCY MOSS AND THEN ALSO DEHYDRATED KRAFT SINGLE TUILES!!!! é Posting times
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Aug 30 2019 GMT17:38
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OH GOD ITS THE LONG WEEKEND AND WE R RUNNIN AROUND TRYIN TO SOURCE A VERY SPECIFIC TYPE OF PASTA EXTRUDER BC JOSE THOT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO TRY N RUN A BUNCH OF MCGRIDDLES SANDWICHES THRU THE MACHINE AND UNFORTUNATELY OUR IMPERIA COULD NOT HANDLE THAT DESPITE THE FACT THAT IT WAS, OBJECTIVELY A PRETTY GOOD CONCEPT FOR A WHIMSICAL BRUNCH SPEC!!!!!!
SOOOOOO I AM DOWN A MACHINE BUT WE R STILL GOING TO RUN THIS TIGHT HANDROLLED GNOCCHI MADE FROM MCCAINS SMILES, WITH KEWPIE MAYO, TERIAKI TURKY JERKY, DAVIDS JASMIN TEA, HICKORY STICK SOIL AND THEN ALSO SOME TINY LEAFS!!!! THIS DISH IS EARTHY AND THOUGHTFUL BUT ALSO U KNO WUT IT IS JUST RLLY PRETTY TO LOOK AT AND THAT COUNTS FOR A LOT!!!! analysis
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Sep 28 2019 GMT15:10
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FEELIN A REEL LOSS OF PRODUCTIVITEE 2DAY BROS!!!! I LEFT JOSE ALONE FOR 7 MINUTES TO PUT AWAY THE DRY GOODS ORDER WHEN SYSCO CAME IN, AND WHEN I REETURNED HE’D TOTALLY NEGLECTED TO REMOVE THE SCOOPS BEFORE FILLIN EVERYTHING UP!!!! ARGHHHH NOW ALL 46 OF OUR SCOOPS ARE BURIED IN THE BOTTOM OF OUR INDUSTRIAL SIZED CAMBROOOOOSSSS!
DESSERT SPEC STILL ON PT 2NITE THO AS IT WAS INFLUENCED BY MY CONFLICTED MOODFEELINGS AND ALSO BY NATURE!
CHUNKS OF LITTLE DEBBIE HONEY BUNZ, LEMON HEADS, A SINGLE NOT OF ORANGE CREAM TWIZZLER, FRUITY HOOPS DUST, CALENDULA AND CAMMOMOMILE (THEY R CALMING!!!), LEMONHEADS, GOBSTOPPERS AND VANILLA SNACK PACK IN THE STYLE OF FUNFETTI!!! analysis
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Jan 06 2017 GMT23:41
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MAN DOES THAT THING EVER HAPPUN TO U WHERE UR TRYIN TO TWEEZE SUNMAID RAISINS AND ITS V HARD TO BE PRECISE BECUZ THEY ARE KIND OF STICKY AND THEN YOU HAVE TO SORT OF WIGGLE ALL OVER TO GET THEM OFF?!!! analysis
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Aug 30 2019 GMT17:38
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OH GOD ITS THE LONG WEEKEND AND WE R RUNNIN AROUND TRYIN TO SOURCE A VERY SPECIFIC TYPE OF PASTA EXTRUDER BC JOSE THOT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO TRY N RUN A BUNCH OF MCGRIDDLES SANDWICHES THRU THE MACHINE AND UNFORTUNATELY OUR IMPERIA COULD NOT HANDLE THAT DESPITE THE FACT THAT IT WAS, OBJECTIVELY A PRETTY GOOD CONCEPT FOR A WHIMSICAL BRUNCH SPEC!!!!!!
SOOOOOO I AM DOWN A MACHINE BUT WE R STILL GOING TO RUN THIS TIGHT HANDROLLED GNOCCHI MADE FROM MCCAINS SMILES, WITH KEWPIE MAYO, TERIAKI TURKY JERKY, DAVIDS JASMIN TEA, HICKORY STICK SOIL AND THEN ALSO SOME TINY LEAFS!!!! THIS DISH IS EARTHY AND THOUGHTFUL BUT ALSO U KNO WUT IT IS JUST RLLY PRETTY TO LOOK AT AND THAT COUNTS FOR A LOT!!!! analysis
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Oct 24 2016 GMT21:24
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YIIIIKES BROS JUST GOT SUM FRESH INK DRILLD AND A BRAND NEW PRIMAL PORK CUTS TATTOO OVER MOST OF MY ARM AND A GOOD 38% OF MY RIGHT HAND. IM HAVIN TO TWEEZE ALL LEFTY AND ALSO I PUT COCONUT OIL JUST ABOUT EVERYWHERE BECUZ ITS SUPPOSED TO HELP U HEEL BUT IT FELT SO GOOD WHEN I RUBBED IT IN I JUST KEPT GOIN. I CANT HOLD ON2 ANYTHING XCEPT MY SOIGNÉ CRED!!! FT SPEC 2NITE IS INSPIRED BY THE MANY FEELINS OF DAIRY!!! SMOKING GUN SMOKED VIENNA SAUSAGES PILLOWED IN EZ CHEEZUS, HAND TIED STRING CHEEZE KNOTS, GREEN GOLDFISH TYPE DEALS, LATE HARVEST ZESTY CHEESE DORITOS AND MICRO GRATED CHEESEY POUFFZ!!!! TINY VEGETABLES FROM SAN DIEGO!!!!! COCO SCENTD FISTBUMPS TO ALL MY BROS WHO STOPPED BY THIS W\E!!!!! é analysis
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Jan 06 2017 GMT23:41
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MAN DOES THAT THING EVER HAPPUN TO U WHERE UR TRYIN TO TWEEZE SUNMAID RAISINS AND ITS V HARD TO BE PRECISE BECUZ THEY ARE KIND OF STICKY AND THEN YOU HAVE TO SORT OF WIGGLE ALL OVER TO GET THEM OFF?!!! analysis
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